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A being with a well endowed forhead,

Owner of:
- A mother whom profits from her fem-hole
- A brother whose neck's girth is equivilent to that of his head
- A father who partakes in the sexual act of smurfing
- A brain which manefests the thought process of paedophillia being widely accepted and partakes in said sexually events, badly
- A musically retarded anatomy
- An unsocialble dialect
- A pair of briefs
- A tight pair of camo's
- Immasculine physique
- An asexual thought process
- One fleshy patch where genitals should belong
- An outstanding odour
- A face which ruins ones day, month or year
1) That dude's such a nocky
2) Agggggghhhhhh Nocky
3) Nocky ... is a vagina
Nocky by jamsmiricbelmkintsert February 18, 2009
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Small foreheaded idiot that cant wash dishes or count. Also inlove with junjun ;))) likes taco bell, teapot bitch, cant throw for shit. ( yoshi asf ) - thinks everyones an animal, loves cats, "water is wet", laughs like a dying flamingo/donkey/seal, stupid, pussy pussy pussy marijuana-uana, broke her wrist while whipping, liek niall horan, " welkom back to Nocky de Wit", has a haunted house, soon to be possessed, can never laugh or giggle quietly, does the worst impression of her mom, blues clues, liek orange very much, cucumber.
"Nocky, shut up!"
Nocky by Junjunlover123 August 26, 2016
Someone who isn't ocky, like my friend Jaele.
"You know that ocky dude at the gym? He makes me feel nocky as hell."
Nocky by Badrats May 22, 2019

flocky-nocky-nahilla-pilla-fecations 

A word or common phrase meaning that some people cannot pronounce this word properly.
You can't can you?
The noctorum estate in Birkenhead, Merseyside. The nocky is commonly known as being a shithole.
person 1: lad i was in the nocky last week
person 2: fucking heavy one lad what a shithole
The nocky by Bigwillymandave November 18, 2022

Choo Choo Nocky 

My mother used to say, “Tyler, stop playing with your Choo Choo Nocky!”
Choo Choo Nocky by Tjs50021 May 14, 2025
Nofkyo is an acronym. It stands for “NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS YET, OKAY?”

It is commonly used when someone is being a prick and making bold statements about things that we as humans know nothing about.
Person: Consciousness is so simple. How have scientists not figured it out?
Smarter person: Nofkyo
Nofkyo by CheesyEqqroll December 22, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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