urban moderator

some 12 year olds on their mummies iPhone at 10pm

anon: hey have you tried being an urban moderator
anon2: no that's retarded

by gaming_kazoo.tv August 12, 2020

Post Modern Writing

in recent litreature, an excuse for terrible writing, with no-coherence/sense. sprinkled with pop culture references to things like, corporations, fashionable drugs, celebrity and religion in an attempt to be 'relevant'. usually a lifetimes supply of worthless overdrawn metaphors and name dropping mordern artists. such as escher. oh and name dropping nietszche wins you 20 cool points to wear on your girl pants. ends up being a bunch of self loathing, pretentious garbage.
found in those 'arty' magazines.

"the pain. how we loved our kfc but like a darkness hidden behind the stripped soles of our empty lives, like a broken a kandinsky in a broken frame, our faith was lost in the consumer driven race for our forgotten dreams like hope like doves"
that my friends is an example of Post Modern Writing, if it makes sense to you, email me

by flakesvolkstar November 9, 2008

Modern Warfare Workout

When someone thinks they are working out when they do various workouts during intermissions between Call of Duty games.

COD player: Whoa that was a good game, okay i gotta go take out the trash....

Other Player: Your pathetic everyone here knows your doing sit-ups you lazy sack of cum!

COD player: Sorry it's my Modern Warfare workout.

by Mr. Adominals of Steel January 15, 2010

cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit

A world renowned FPS for the XBox 360 (fuck all the other systems that have it). It is widely known for its more commonly used abbreviation, COD4 (pronounced cod four). The true abbreviation is COD4MGFS, or cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit

Bill: Hey, Bob, wanna play cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit?
Bob: No, not now. I'll stick with Gayho 3.

by kaio ken x4 February 2, 2009

Cuckhold(modern day )

A cuckhold is a married man who enjoys/encourages his wife to enjoy sex with other men! Often he is bi-sexual& sometimes crossdresses-His role is to make shure his wife enjoys herself with or without him present! Wife has contol of both his& her sexlife! Husband is usally very subserviant& enjoys it!

I'm a cuckhold to my wife& allways looking for boyfriends for her to enjoy thier company in& out of bed-She allso likes to keep me dressed fem as much as possible& enjoys watching her "Boyfriends" use me sometimes!

This is the Real "Cuckhold(modern day )"

by cuckholddon January 13, 2013

Moderator

A moderator is a person who watched an internet message board system and deletes posts that break the rules, and move threads and such. They often are voically abused by rude teenagers who like to post porn.

Stupid Kid: 5TUPid m0D5. 1'Ll P05t MY nuD3 p1C5 oF jEnn4 4NY t1Me!
Moderator: Please don't do that. That breaks the rules. If you do it again I'll have to kick you.
Stupid Kid: pHUxOr Y0U, M0D$! wH3n 1 ruLe TH15 pl4cE aNd H@X0R IT +H3N i'lL fIrE YOu!
Moderator: You've been kicked.

by CaptainAmerica March 11, 2005

modern rock

Modern Rock is music with a progressive beat, typically consisting of guitar, drumset (and other percussion instruments), vocalizations. It is typically favored by those in the 16 to early 40s age group and particularly by Collegiate musical observors."

Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Dido, Within Temptation, Breaking Benjamin, OURS, AFI.
Modern Rock is a style of music.

by ashleysl May 15, 2007