The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.

The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.

by snatchman2 May 6, 2010

Mittani

A type of bug that causes problems in online games using the catalyst Haargoth and infiltrating forums, harmless and pathetic, most people go around ignoring it and his swarm.

"Damn my forum just got mittani"

"php down, must be the mittani"

"Alot of spam, I will scan for the mittani"

by Bismaru Says Hi June 23, 2009

tate blah like sumin mittin

very blan food, usually eaten by old people at those all u can eat buffets.

The old man Tom questioned his meal by saying tate blah like sumin mittin

by Keith Greer June 11, 2006

fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.

I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"

by Damien July 17, 2003

greacy mutton

a term used for when a onld lady usually between the age of 70-80 finds her sex drive again only to find her pum is all dryed and old. so mass lubercation is needed.

"dude y did u fuck that gilf"
"i dunno man big mistake tho she had a greacy mutton"

by 02ginge February 9, 2009

Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.

Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.

by pop-eye October 26, 2008

Milton Birle

An ancient species of television performer or personality.

Star A: I can't swear on live television!

Star B: Are you a f*cking milton birle?

Star A: Hell NO, Fuck you!

by NascentRoaster July 7, 2010