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favor miser

One who always says "can you do me a favor?" "Hey can you pass me that over there? Well you're close to it." But, when asked to do a favor, they gotta pee, cook or look for their reefer.
symbalta:
"Hey cleofus, please bring me the avocado mask from the garage, since you're on the 3rd floor you are closer"

Cleofus:
"Sure let me stop my home dialysis, to get that for ya you freakin favor miser"

miser"
by BeyHeartHuero August 25, 2014
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fister mister

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.
Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.
by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015
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crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.
"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."
by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017
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El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.
All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!
by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017
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food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.
She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.
by schmole30 December 19, 2017
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piggy mister

someone who writes in highlighter and / or sharpie on the whiteboard
"Look at Claire writing in green highlighter all over-the white board. She's such a piggy mister!"
by pseudoyname October 16, 2018
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Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between
Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!
by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019
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