midget tit

1. small child

2. someone that acts like a small child

"some midget tit was trying to sell me girl scout cookies"

guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"

by uuhhhjaboa! March 16, 2010

Midget tosser

A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.

I had a stuffy nose and some midget tosser assaulted me with a candle.

by Midget tosser January 27, 2020

midget gems

(Adjective) something you like and enjoy but would never go out and seek it

Girl 1: oh i wish i could get logans dick
Girl 2: meh hes pretty midget gems to me

by ●♡ April 25, 2015

Midget fist

A hard lump of feces that you are struggling to hold inside your anus.

I have to shit so bad, it's like a midget fist punching my back door.

by CheetoFTW June 13, 2017

bitch midget

Bitch midget a term used for a midget that is very angry or being a bitch

Ted: OLLIE calm down

OLLIE: No I'm small and angry
Ted: stop being a bitch midget

OLLIE : AHHHHHHHH

by Teddy da cool kid July 24, 2016

Gangsta Midget

A straight up thugged out person residing under the height of 4 ft 10 inches.

Jenny's most definitely a Gangsta Midget. Look at her pimp hand!

by TheRealSkeebo October 15, 2008

midget mark

A small dwarf called mark who is annoying and gets terrored for being small

Midget mark is a cunt

by Midget mark December 12, 2016