Mittens

a name usually used to refer to scene kids.
best used when scene kids are spotted in the city and people want to judge them and laugh at them
but want to use a code word.
so they use mittens!

"omg look at those mittens, they've got hell ugly piercings!"

by shlambam. January 24, 2009

Bitch Mittens

A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.

This is a real boxing bout- no Bitch Mittens allowed.

by The_JDH November 5, 2012

Omar Mateen

NRA-Sucking Muslim who slaughtered 49 LGBT people and injured 53 others at the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, Florida. Making it the biggest shooting in American history. Islamic extremism at its best.

"Yo dude, wanna hit the club?"

"No man, I might get killed by another Omar Mateen..."

by RayFruit January 18, 2017

mither

scottish referral to ones mother.

ma mither married ma father

by louie lou April 12, 2005

The Miter Box

a Miter box is a guide in wich you slide your man tool through.

You are bangin your girl from behind and you proceed to use her ass as if it where a Miter box until you blow your load on her back, Hense the term The Miter box

by djd1 May 17, 2006

kitten mitten

A mitten in which women find arousing when place on the clitorial part of the sexual reproductive system.

Wow. What a mitten.
Fuck me with that kitten mitten

by max juan January 3, 2005

awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.

An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."

by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007