Old Maid

To have sex when the old lady is too tired rolls over and states "Just make it quick"

Got arrested while Old Maiding

by Groove FC December 4, 2010

maider

She’s the sweetest girl on earth. She will do anything for you and love you unconditionally if you show her that you care. This is the gayest gay on earth

I think I’m a lesbian. Oh you mean A Maider?

by Maider is gay April 24, 2020

Maidu da Goat

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Maidu da Goat has big dick

by Jurgen Lidnstro November 16, 2022

Anime Maid

Victorian era maids in anime and hentai, I don't know whats the deal with Japan and maids because of my tiny American brain which is damaged by my burger eating disorder cannot understand it.

Weeb: wow, that anime maid is so hot, I think I'm getting a boner.

Real Fat American: *talking with his mouth full of burgers* real American women are hotter than that Japanese cartoon maid.

Weeb: Say that to my Dakimakura's face.

Real Fat American: You are not a real American, you are some Japanese wannabe retard, and I hope my nigga Trump will kick your ass to Japan and nuke it like its 1945.

by 0ld M4N August 3, 2020

Married the Maid

When a Caucasian man marries a Mexican woman because she keeps the house clean.

Dexter was a slob as a single man, so he broke down and married the maid.

by Keri Romeo June 19, 2010

molly maid

One who is a slave to molly
A heavy user of molly
Someone who appears to be under the influence of molly

"Yo, that molly maid over there is high as f****"

by Akra September 24, 2017

Iron Maiden

1. Iron Maiden (n) in the hobby of airsoft, an Iron Maiden is a female player who can easily stand up to the male competition and succeed. Commonly must overcome the stereotype of being "feminine" or "dainty" by kicking major ass of the guy players, who mistakenly assumed females are not aggressive, but doing so with style and grace, befitting a refined woman.

2. See awesome

She is a real Iron Maiden on the field, she can pwn n00bs with the best of them.

by agenttexx January 30, 2009