by Dr Phishius May 1, 2022
Get the Mr Masonmug. A big booty piece of machinery. 100% of its body is sheer muscle. There is literally no chance of defeating this beast of a being. Extremely attractive. All the girls want it but none can have it.
“I saw a Mason Marquardt the other day; I looked it and I felt a deep loving connection, but also an intense sense of fear”
by Pt Cruiser Hater July 15, 2021
Get the Mason Marquardtmug. Mason mount is a rising talent in football. Close control, Long range shooting, Set piece specialist, impressive passer, tracks back, good dribbler, good ball receiver, Creates A LOT of chances, He has everything to go right to very top in the world of football. Only setback is his decision making, Its really poor and he has got a lot of criticism for it from cum head sarrisexuals.
by LilTUCHY February 19, 2021
Get the Mason Mountmug. sex god.
will make you orgasm with one look.
it is not possible to keep it in your pants when he's around.
the only thing you can think about when he's around is his 125 inch penis and his rough sex hair!
will make you orgasm with one look.
it is not possible to keep it in your pants when he's around.
the only thing you can think about when he's around is his 125 inch penis and his rough sex hair!
by sexysecretadmirer January 25, 2010
Get the Mason Mussomug. The most pure human being on this entire planet and serves as the god of memeism. He yodels at Walmart with the voice of an angel. We shall never forget his amazing piece sang at Walmart that let us know that he is coming for Beyonce's name.
by Booby Joe Bob Man April 18, 2018
Get the mason ramseymug. The Largest school in the Commonwealth of Virginia that is also the most diverse college in the United States.
by Richard Brockman May 1, 2006
Get the George Masonmug. 1. I fithly masoned the shit outta Pamela last night!
2. My ass and throat hurt like i been filthy masoned!
2. My ass and throat hurt like i been filthy masoned!
by dooclaw February 18, 2008
Get the filthy masonmug.