Lonergy

When you don't have any friends because you want to protect your energy.

Grandmather : where are your friends
Cassie: I don't have any because I lonergy

Grandmather: that's why you have amazing energy

by Energy protecter January 30, 2022

lonerrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged frequently and in liquid form resulting from the feeling of loneliness. Primary lonerreah can occur in acute and chronic form and stems from the anxiety and irrational fear of remaining forever single. Flare ups most commonly occur in the evening and on holidays such as Valentine's Day and New Years Eve.

She missed the new years eve party due to a sudden episode of lonerrhea.

by Chloéé December 18, 2021

Leroy Lonergan

Leroy is typically known as the friendly neighborhood EMO, Leroy has a wolfcut.

"Hey Leroy Lonergan"
leroy - " shut up nigger"

by FortniteNigrBalls February 12, 2023

liner and tug

The phenomenon where at a party, the most attractive bird is invariably accompanied by her equally hideous mate.

Blimey! She's a beauty but oh my days, what the hell is that monstrosity?

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

lonebroken

The state of being lonely and heart broken simultaneously, commonly occurring at the end of a relationship.

1. I feel so lonebroken even though we both screwed up.

2. Hey bud, don't be so lonebroken. You have me!

by saumaun June 19, 2009

Lolerrific

When something is funny and terrific.
Lol + Terrific = Lolerrific

Hey that was funny. It made me Lol. It was also terrific. It was...Lolerrific!

by Lolerrific4386 May 29, 2010

lolerbation

to masterbate while loling your fucking tits off

yo dude i think i have serious lolerbation problem, i was up all night lolerbating and now my balls contain no baby juice

by Steamd Rice July 25, 2010