when you're stopped from doing something because of an erection.
after reading that sexy email from my girl, I was cock-locked to my desk and missed the start of the meeting.
how was that lap dance?
great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.
how was that lap dance?
great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.
by Leebs March 29, 2007
Get the cock-locked mug.Coronavirus is a virus, a horrible one though. It has caused more than 100,000 deaths. The pandemic had started in the year 2020 about in Feb. Many people died, and many recovered.
by CHESS BRO November 24, 2020
Get the Coronavirus lockdown mug.1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.
L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.
by DVBE July 11, 2011
Get the your teeth are locked the fuck up mug.This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.
-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?
-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.
-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.
-True.
-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.
-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.
-True.
by valet6969 October 9, 2011
Get the lip locked mug.When a middle-aged white woman askes if you are saved in the name of the only one true God in heaven and then continues to shit talk you to your face. You know this has happened when she says "Oh bless your heart!" and smiles. Preferably only uses essential oils for medicine.
White Woman: Have you been saved yet in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost?
You: No I Haven-
WW: Well that explains a lot
You: Ma'am I-
WW- No, I don't think you should speak sugar, you'll just embarrass yourself. BYE NOW!
You: I think I just got Live Laughed Loved
You: No I Haven-
WW: Well that explains a lot
You: Ma'am I-
WW- No, I don't think you should speak sugar, you'll just embarrass yourself. BYE NOW!
You: I think I just got Live Laughed Loved
by deceased pancakes May 19, 2019
Get the Live Laughed Loved mug."who journeyed to Denver, who died in Denver, who came back to Denver & waited in vain, who watched over Denver & brooded & loned in Denver and finally went away to find out the Time, & now Denver is lonesome for her heroes,"
- from "Howl" by Allen Ginsberg
- from "Howl" by Allen Ginsberg
by Wes Webb November 8, 2008
Get the loned mug."I felt bad for Jenny the other day. She was locked out (of her car) for two hours."
"Sorry I missed the profoundly deep conversation you guys were having. I was locked out (of the house) all night!"
"Sorry I missed the profoundly deep conversation you guys were having. I was locked out (of the house) all night!"
by ispeaktobirds February 25, 2013
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