Lindsey Lohan

she was really cute as a child. and... now she's an extremely slutty whore.

"Hello everyone. Have you seen my cocaine? Apparently i lost it when screwing 3 guys at once with my gigantic boobs."
-Lindsey Lohan

by raineyyylikebam May 3, 2008

Lindsey

A girl who is an amazing girlfriend, wouldn't cheat, or lie in a relationship. Could be happy with the same guy forever. She is a great person inside and out. She will always be there for everyone but especially for her boyfriend. She is beautiful, she is on the short side everyone loves that about her. She's teeny and could eat as much as she wants and never gain a pound. People admire her body because it's just so amazing. Guys think she has a body of a goddess, no one argues with that statement because its true.

GUY 1: who's that beautiful girl
GUY 2: oh that's Lindsey
GUY 1: i need myself a Lindsey

by Aborder October 23, 2011

cuddle-lingus

the special kind of pillow talk that takes occurs when one lover gently holds another in his/her arms

After I reamed her in the buttocks and spilled my seed on her tramp stamp, we finished the evening with a delightful session of cuddle-lingus. She told me stories about her time in Paris and her bout with chlamydia.

by Matthew P! December 22, 2007

Don't feed me straight lines

Usually in a comedy situation with two people, one is the "straight man". He sets up the funny guy with a "straight line" -- a statement which allows the funny guy to make a joke. Therefore a straight line is really a "set up" for a joke.

Don't feed me straight lines, young man!

by Da writer February 22, 2011

Lindsey

n. A person that you can spend hours with or talking to and you never grow tired of. They are the only person that can make you truly have fun. These individuals tend to be extremely smart and have the most beautiful smiles and are usually blonde with blue eyes. Their presence causes you great joy and their absence only sadness. You only want to make them as happy as possible because their happiness makes you happy. Although you would give anything if they were yours, it will never happen. There are several reasons that you can’t be together and all you can do is dream of a life with her although you will never have it. But if your one of the lucky ones named Joshua or Jacob give it a try, she likes her "J" boys. The worst that can happen is that you'll fail!

Friend 1: "i guess she's okay"

Friend 2: "are you kidding? I love that girl... She's a Lindsey"

by BigggaNiggaBlue April 27, 2013

Linsanity

The Jeremy Lin phenomena. Lin, a 24 yr Chinese/Taiwanese American who has become a sensation after being put as a starter of New York Knicks by leading the team to a long-time-no-see winning streak. Considering his performance as a rookie starter, with Carmelo and Amare on the lineup, it's just insane.

Lin beat the buzzer an Knicks got the win! Linsanity continues!

by Ivanrox April 8, 2012

Lindsay

A girl that likes to wear purple jackets, and she likes to quote things from stupid disney movies (For example: Tangled) She also laughs alot and when I say alot I mean alot

O my gosh is that Lindsay

by Chiilll February 11, 2014