When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
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End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
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Get the My lightning mug.a natural effect created by a number of things it is always cyan indigo or purple
yes it is always in the cyan to purple category never yellow never red it can look white but IT IS NEVER A WARM COLOR OR GREEN
yes it is always in the cyan to purple category never yellow never red it can look white but IT IS NEVER A WARM COLOR OR GREEN
idiot: there is an approaching storm, I heard there will be lightning.
normal person: will that lightning be blue purple or cyan?
idiot: yellow duh
normal person: that isn't how it works now will it be cyan, purple, or blue?
idiot: y u cappin
normal person: stop making the people that use similar phrases look bad...
*this time the lightning was blue*
idiot: holy Ʃ!T I'm colorblind
normal person: no I was telling the truth
idiot: damn bro you don't need to flex your iq
slightly toxic "🤓": akþually he could þay hiþ iq waðn't a negative number and it would be a flekþ against you að evident by the fact that you thought lightning wað yellow
normal person: *sigh* I mean you're not wrong but it's still annoying
slightly toxic "🤓": umm... akþually I waðn´t trying to be annoying I wað juþt þtating factþ
normal person: alright buddy
the person writing this definition: that's all and remember that lightning is always blue indigo cyan or purple and usually looks white
normal person: will that lightning be blue purple or cyan?
idiot: yellow duh
normal person: that isn't how it works now will it be cyan, purple, or blue?
idiot: y u cappin
normal person: stop making the people that use similar phrases look bad...
*this time the lightning was blue*
idiot: holy Ʃ!T I'm colorblind
normal person: no I was telling the truth
idiot: damn bro you don't need to flex your iq
slightly toxic "🤓": akþually he could þay hiþ iq waðn't a negative number and it would be a flekþ against you að evident by the fact that you thought lightning wað yellow
normal person: *sigh* I mean you're not wrong but it's still annoying
slightly toxic "🤓": umm... akþually I waðn´t trying to be annoying I wað juþt þtating factþ
normal person: alright buddy
the person writing this definition: that's all and remember that lightning is always blue indigo cyan or purple and usually looks white
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When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!
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