lightning thumbs

When you type or text extremely fast, causing you to make spelling errors

Guy: Damn she has some fast thumbs!
Other guy: Yeah she's got a bad case of lightning thumbs!

by PrincessLeia April 14, 2017

lightning post

A social media post put up during a time of emotional turmoil with no thought as to the repercussions. When the poster comes back to reality to realize said repercussions may cause grave annoyances to happen (or worse) then original post is deleted and original poster pretends it didn’t happen. Then he/she goes and buys their abuser dinner to apologize for said post aka half truths

Kay posted a lightning post about Ray calling her a name but now it’s gone and they’re at Texas Roadhouse getting takeout

by paidcents April 15, 2021

north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared

dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?

by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009

Carpet lightning

A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting

Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Lightning McQueef

Lightning Mcqueef is the Chief Queef Manic of the Race Track, he queefs wherever he goes, the absolute queef god.

Jonathen: Yo, you heard of Lightning McQueef?

Winston: yes, it would be a travesty to have not heard of Lightning McQueef the Chief Queef Maniac of the Race Track.

by Benito Swagolini January 26, 2024

Brown Lightning

The act of snorting a pile of cocaine off of the asshole of a consenting party.

Bro, I fell off the wagon and rode the brown lightning with Karen last night.

by Pink McSockington June 18, 2021

lightning network

To be fair, you have to have a very high income to understand Blockstream. The changes they made are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fulminology most of the changes will go over a typical Beecaesher's head. There's also Adam Back's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Joseph Goebbels literature, for instance. Core's supporters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these changes, to realize that they're not just intelligent- they say something deep about LIFE.

Core Troll: ahhaha lightning network is so good bcash lol, you guys don't know lol
Normal Person: I just posted the entire work of shake-spear on the BCH blockchain for 2 cents ;)

by beecore April 28, 2018