machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.

Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.

by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016

Nice lurki

When someone does something ordinary, but makes it seem like a big deal.

Nice lurki...nice, you should be proud .

by Diet Pepsi diet coke April 25, 2016

Lagoon Lurker

A person who lives in the backwoods and swamps of southern Florida.

Hey! That lagoon lurker is peeking out from the trees!

by Yung FROG May 8, 2016

Squirt Lurking

The desperate act of performing sexual favors for drugs and/or money. Ultimately resulting in squirting of a sexual nature.

She ran out of money so she was squirt lurking for her next fix.

by IQ, The Wisdom July 13, 2016

swamp lurker

A foul smelling yellow eyed creature from the back alleys of Detroit that comes out at night to gather your belongings while you sleep in order to fulfill his crack motivating mission.

Damn that swamp lurker bastard from the alley two streets down stole all my shit out of the garage last night.

by King Smidi August 26, 2017

Rat Lurker

An individual who goes to the Rathskeller bar at the university of Miami with no plans. These individuals are either alcoholics or lack the friends necessary to attend the rat as a group.

Yo this girl is such a rat lurker. She invaded our table every week.

by UM7474 January 20, 2018

Jackie Lurker

A person who is loitering in an area usually acting suspicious.

Mate did you see that Jackie lurker behind the bins!?

by AmG88 January 12, 2022