Toronto Maple Leafs

A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.

"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"

by shaun7787 November 4, 2011

Struggle-Loaf

When your struggling so hard that your dinner is a loaf of bread with a small porkchop that you got out of the trash and it barely covers a piece of bread so the best part of it is not the porkchop or the bread it was sitting on but the nasty garabe juices that got soaked up in the bread

little kid:MAN IM STRUGGLING SO HARD
little kid 2:MAN IM GROWN
Grown man:YOU DONT KNOW WHAT STRUGGLING IS UNTIL YOU HAVE A STRUGGLE-LOAF FOR DINNER

by Swagking2 May 5, 2013

Maple Leafs

what can i say besides they're the BEST team in the nhl?

Maple Leafs kick some serious ass

by lil cujo May 23, 2003

Loafy

1. Resistant to work or exertion; disposed to idleness.
2. Slow-moving; sluggish
3. Conducive to idleness or indolence
4. Tired or exhausted

I don't want to go to work today, I'm so loafy.

by shutupjuice April 10, 2006

loaf of bread

The stench given off by a burp by a man who has a yeast infection in his mouth from eating out a babe

Zore burped and gave out a loaf of bread because he oral lloydenthed that broad named Destiny without using a condom in Ft. Myers.

by queer trier March 28, 2009

WANK LOADS

An awful lot of something

I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping

by Joey February 15, 2005

loaff

One who fires up the hippy lettuce - also one who runs through the parking lot only to fall face down.

I pulled a Loaff today.

by v dizzle January 30, 2004