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Last Tweak

When a tweaker has been on such a long binge that they have no concept of time and believe they're previous actions happened only an hour or day ago when it was actually a week ago.
No way man, that wasn't yesterday when that happened, it was last tweak.
by 1 Antinome June 30, 2017
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Last Samurai

to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect
I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.

Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.
by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017
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last tomorrow ago

Just now or just before now.
Jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,"Wait,... what am I doing? Knocking was so last tomorrow ago!" Then, Jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.
by Smith dux Wurd August 3, 2017
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Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.
"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"
by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017
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Last item curse

The bane of collectors.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.
Person A: You got to help me!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.
by ChameleonDragon February 6, 2018
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last 15

Last 15 minutes of fame. To quote Andy Warhol "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes".
She has been all over the news again, lets hope this is her last 15.
by TUC2020 February 9, 2018
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Last regret blunt

Smoking a last regret blunt will
Make you think about the last thing that you regreted
Homie: aye you hit this last regret blunt
You: damn I should of told her how I felt before it was too late
by Sendtheweedthroughthemail September 23, 2018
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