Mitten kitten

A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.

Of course she can build a bonfire, she's a mitten kitten.

by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017

kitten turd

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.

Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.

by KitTurd October 25, 2023

kitten call

A cat call without the lewd.

More along the lines of "pretty smile!" or "nice dress!"
But is is often called out with the typical whistle :)

*whistle* nice eyes, baby (example of a kitten call)
*whistle* damn, you have beautiful hair (example of a kitten call)

by Queenstarlight March 8, 2018

chowder for the kitten

fuckin the pu$$y so raw that when you both cum, it makes a tasty clam chowder:)

dude i really brought the chowder for the kitten for bethany last night! she fuckin screamed!!

by fucklump June 6, 2017

Cute Kittens

Cute, fluffy, playful, funny, interesting, small. What else and you ask for!

You: Look at that litter of kittens!
Me: Thats not regular kittens!
You: Then what are they?
Me: They are a litter of CUTE kittens!

by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022

Kitten Flip

The combined usage of Catnip and Cocaine

That Kitten Flip we did last weekend got me feline purrrty wild!

by Kittywiththetitties July 26, 2018

mm's kitten

mm's immigrant kitten

-Heyyy are you an mm's kitten

-WTF DOES THAT MEAN

-Ahhh nothing fam

by quandaledingleson August 1, 2022