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itchin' in the kitchen

When someone has the urge to scratch at their crab infection. Usually in the no no area
Dude, you be itchin' in the kitchen like crazy man
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up my kitchen

Phrasal verb: up in my kitchen.

Used by speaker to indicate emphasis. For example "It was a really intense interview. He was totally up in my kitchen". Due to flexibility of construct, the context of when the phrasal verb is used is imperative and will affect meaning. It can be used to denote positive or negative situations. For example "We had an incredible time. She was totally into my kitchen".
"God it was so up my kitchen"

"He was totally up in my kitchen"

"How was last night?" "Four words for you. Up. In. My. Kitchen"

"Don't be getting all up in my kitchen."
by Julicnic November 27, 2013
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soup kitchen

When a person gives out as many sexual favors as a soup kitchen gives out soup. Many favors to many different people.
Guy 1: Man, I see that girl making out with a new guy like every week. She must be so easy.

Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's a soup kitchen.
by Willy B. August 19, 2006
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china kitchen

A restaurant located in Shepherdstown, WV. Owned by Betty Wang. Some think that this place is hell.
Ed- "China Kitchen is awesome"
Ted- "But the anz in the back molest the workers"
by coolkid78 July 20, 2008
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Grandma Kitchen

When you have a kitchen/refrigerator filled with delicious snack food including but not limited to: Fruit Roll Ups, Pop Tarts, IBC Root Beer, Lays Ridged Potato Chips, M&M's, and all your favorite cereals.

Similar to when Grandma used to stock up on your favorite treats when she knew that you were coming over.
You're an 8 year old kid staying the weekend at your Grandma's house and you open her refrigerator to find a gallon of chocolate milk.

Grandma doesn't drink chocolate milk.

Grandma Kitchen
by Ghetto McJazz March 14, 2010
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neutral kitchen footprint

The amount of mess left in the kitchen by a person, group, or animal. Especially problematical with men, children and dogs. The goal is to be kitchen neutral, where every item taken out of the cupboards, drawers and refrigerator should be returned, eaten or disposed of, creating a neutral effect.
Ryan: Dude, I thought we were going longboarding now. Why are you cleaning up the kitchen?
Zach: My Mom makes us have a neutral kitchen footprint, so I have to clean up the dishes before we go.
by suzibella January 18, 2012
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sex-kitchen

One who is often know for having sex in the kitchen. Can also be misread as Sex-Kitten.
He's said Sex-Kitchen instead of Sex-Kitten
by EatSomeSocks October 16, 2017
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