Professional child taker- got #1 in Child Taking Competition 2015 and is an infamous internet celebrity
by We Are All Stupid January 8, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.
by AntelopeIsMyGender February 1, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Middle aged woman, with bob cut and 3-6 kids
Is president of the PTA
She will talk to your manager
Wears acrylics 27/7
Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.
Gives kids raisins on halloween...
Is extremely religious
An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.
She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper
She always has double standards.
Is president of the PTA
She will talk to your manager
Wears acrylics 27/7
Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.
Gives kids raisins on halloween...
Is extremely religious
An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.
She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper
She always has double standards.
Oh my god... My poor cow worker, he forgot to give a Karen, ketchup on her sandwhich and she demanded a brand new sandwhich even though he aplogized, and offered to put some ketchup on. Then she started flipping out, and yelling... Then she demanded to see his manager.
by strangerthingss March 31, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A white, middle-aged bitch who rats out law-abiding blacks for such normal things as holding a picnic at the park. Insufferably promoting white privilege and a believer of every loony conspiracy theory ever written, Karen puts other people at risk. Even herself.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2020
Get the Karenmug. by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Karen is NOT the same as saying the N-word.
Karen shops at Whole Foods, drives a white SUV, sends her kids to an elite private pre-school, puts up a 'gather' sign during COVID-19, and is always speaking to the manager.
KAREN IS A STEREOTYPICAL UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS WHITE WOMAN. KAREN IS THE EPITOME OF WHITE PRIVILEGE AND USES HER POWER TO STEP ON OTHERS .
Karen is BFFs with Becky. Enough said.
Karen shops at Whole Foods, drives a white SUV, sends her kids to an elite private pre-school, puts up a 'gather' sign during COVID-19, and is always speaking to the manager.
KAREN IS A STEREOTYPICAL UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS WHITE WOMAN. KAREN IS THE EPITOME OF WHITE PRIVILEGE AND USES HER POWER TO STEP ON OTHERS .
Karen is BFFs with Becky. Enough said.
Are you a manager? Because Karen has you on speed dial.
Sometimes I feel like I'm not victimising myself enough for being an upper middle class white woman, but I can always rely on a local Karen to give me courage and inspiration to speak up against my oppressors!
My 7 year old daughter has been asking me some difficult questions like: "Why can't we make gluten-free bruschetta and have a penthouse soiree during COVID lockdown?" I've given up with explanations... now I just point at a local Karen and say "I can't risk turning into her".
Sometimes I feel like I'm not victimising myself enough for being an upper middle class white woman, but I can always rely on a local Karen to give me courage and inspiration to speak up against my oppressors!
My 7 year old daughter has been asking me some difficult questions like: "Why can't we make gluten-free bruschetta and have a penthouse soiree during COVID lockdown?" I've given up with explanations... now I just point at a local Karen and say "I can't risk turning into her".
by oopskarendiditagain May 3, 2020
Get the Karenmug. by @@gg11sss December 2, 2019
Get the Karenmug.