5 definition by squiggly wigglies

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~F-boy stands for fuckboy~
A f-boy is someone who only wants you for your looks, body, and pressures you into sexual activity. I know it’s tempting to like f-boys because they are ALWAYS hella attractive but try and keep your distance.
1: hey did you see Matt yesterday?? That shirt made him look soooooo hot

2: I agree but keep your distance! He’s a f-boy. He will break your heart faster than *snaps* that.
by squiggly wigglies December 09, 2019

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Sad boi hour is basically when you sit in your room at night listening to sad music and crying.

Warning: sad boi hour can easily be turned into mad boi hour if you don’t cry!

Sad Boi Hour MUST include:
-sad music

-crying

-dimmed lights

Optional (but recommended):
-Pillow

-Essential Scents
Person one: Hey I just had my sad boi hour

Person two: oh how was it?

Person one: good. The songs really hit hard this time and I cried a lot

Person two: that’s good man!
by squiggly wigglies December 09, 2019

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A place millions were supposed to raid but no one did.

A place where Aliens are stored.
Bro did you go to Area 51?
Ew no, did you?

Yeah. No one was there 😤😤
via giphy
by squiggly wigglies December 01, 2019

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A JEANA is a fuzzy multicolor nonexistent sock. JEANA’s are often seen in people’s dreams.
I saw a JEANA in my dream and wanted one; sadly JEANA’s are nonexistent
by squiggly wigglies December 01, 2019

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-Blonde mom in her 40s.

-Has three perfect children
-PTA President

-Gets mad SUPER easily
Girl one: Hey Karen!

Karen: Hey!

Girl 2: Ew your name is Karen..?
Karen: No one asked for your crusty dusty opinion Susan!
by squiggly wigglies December 01, 2019

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