junky joejoe

Chris is a fucking junky joejoe, one who sells drugs in the homes of others and steals their very souls with his nonsensical rants of how good his shit is

Chris who is your daddy and what does he do?
MY daddy name JohnJoe and he collects social welfare
Man your such a "Junky Joejoe"

by little dark one December 17, 2013

Junt

\dʒʌnt\
noun
1. Literally any conceivable thing or idea.

interjection
2. (an exclamation to express literally anything, including (but not limited to):

I. excitement

II. surprise

III. disgust

IV. anger

V. disappointment

VI. exhaustion

VII. impatience

VIII. relief

As a noun:
I. Garcia! You're just now at the junt? That junt was supposed to be there an hour ago, what kind of junt is this junt?
II. I was totally gonna complete my junt, Mr. McGee... But some personal family junt came up and I was overwhelmed as junt. Please, could you find it within yourself to give me a second junt?
III. Phil, help me carry this junt! It's heavy as fucking junt!
IV. Shit, Justin. In all my junt, I ain't never seen no junt like that.

As an interjection
I. Holy junt! What a well executed surprise party!
II. Man, I failed that junt. This is some junt.
III. Holy junt almighty! I just tested negative for Chlamydia!
IV. Oh junt! Look who it is!

by ChunDMC November 3, 2015

junkyard pirates

Las Vegas's premier automotive enthusiasts, born out of sheer need of the ability to express oneself without being persecuted (or caring if you are) for the style of which you choose to create your ride.
Making functional art out of scrap/crap scavenged from wherever you can get it.

Example:
Junkyard

Thrift store
Yard sale
Dumpster diving
Curbside throw out

All while challenging your inner youth to stay young.

Let's grab it out of the junkyard and make it work like the JunkYard Pirates we are!!

by JYPScott January 25, 2016

jonty lee

Man with the world's biggest penis

Is that at Jonty Lee??

by Andrew.p620 August 24, 2016

Junt

A junt is simply a joint paper wrapped around a blunt.

"Bruh lemme roll up a fat ass junt. It'll burn slower."
"Hell ya broski."

by BiggieDickiePatterson June 18, 2017

Junky Dump

Junky dump- When ones' shit smells like that of a homeless person or a drug addict. This is likely due to malnourishment or the effects that said drugs can reak havoc on the body. The smell is quit pungent and often resembles an aroma of death or a washed up deceased sea lion on a hot beach

Man1-"Do you smell that dead sea lion?"
Man2- "Dude that was me. I just took a junky dump "

by Fattygio July 11, 2017

junkyard samon

A girl with a smelly pussy

That girl over there is a junkyard samon

by seeley Oliver December 18, 2017