january joiner 

Someone who hogs the whole gym in January, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-Febuary

january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!

january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?

january joiner by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

joint 

a club, venue, weed cigarette, bar, house....

"lets rrrrrock this joint!!!" he yells

joint by the boy next door October 3, 2003

double-jointed 

The ability to smoke two marijuana cigarettes at the same time. If done correctly, you won't remember you smoked either.

Johnny likes to show all the girls he is double-jointed. Go green!

double-jointed by Sean McInerney January 15, 2004

Joiner 

Someone who vomits because someone else just blew junks.

There is no way I can clean up Jens puke. I'm a joiner..... I'll spew!

Joiner by Luke Puke March 31, 2013

joined one's ancestors 

"To join one's ancestors" is a euphemism for "to die." When you refer to someone who died, you may say euphemistically "he joined his ancestors." or "he passed away."

He joined his ancestors. joined one's ancestors

joined one's ancestors by Bella Min February 11, 2020

Mop joint

1. Someone who's only reason for breathing is to give mop people off aka give head
2. One who never smashes but just eats the pussy
3. One who gives neck

person 1: hope you didnt kiss stacy she's a mop joint
person 2: Na I didnt
person 2 then runs home and erases all pics of him and stacy kissing.

Mop joint by gotzsole August 1, 2009

Graveyard joint

Low on the scale of desperation, this is a joint constructed out of the butts of other joints lying in the ashtray. The taste is not dissimilar to barbecued dog biscuits.

Originally coined by H. L. Mystagogues.

Graveyard joint, anyone? Pass us your ashtrays.

Graveyard joint by Igid and Plu August 16, 2012