Sleeping in jeans

A person who wears jeans while sleeping because their a psychopath for whatever reason.

"What are you doing?"
"Sleeping in jeans."
"Kill yourself."

by one234536 March 19, 2022

michael jordan jeans

Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.

A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.

by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022

Slap Mr. Green Jeans

to go outside and smoke weed

You guys wanna go slap Mr. Green Jeans?

by mfstan45 April 4, 2022

balls out jeans

when your balls are sweating and you cut a hole in you jens and pull yourr balls out.

oh my god its hot today so I wore my balls out jeans

by cocky doocky April 18, 2010

Jenae

Jenae means blonde sexy girl, and also the sex demon duh. Shes beautiful, funny, awesome and very very very serious sometimes. She always likes to say "CHILL" when your annoying her and hates kissing in public. She loves making out and also loves to ride horses.

Oh boy I made out with a jenae last night and it was amazing

by Jenaes BF June 27, 2017

Skinny Jeans

A new trend of jeans that are really skinny around the legs. They are falsely-associated with punks scene kids and skaters when reallly just about every guy wears them nowadays. Some men consider them gay.

Hey, that guy has skinny jeans, he must be a skater or a punk.
Naw, I have a pair and I don't skate.

by lightningtime January 8, 2010

True Religion Jeans

Gaudy, shit quality jeans that everyone seems to like and wear, in absolute defiance of common sense and style. Has disgusting stitching and back pocket designs.

Those True Religion Jeans look retarded! Why would you want them when you could get some Studio D'Artisans, Dior Homme, or APCs?

by DukeOfOrange July 13, 2009