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Jason

Jason is a very closed off person although he is a social butterfly. Hes mates with a lot of people and gets along with almost everyone but he only lets some people in because he does get scared eventhough he hides it. If your close with someone called Jason dont take him for granted hes one of the most Loyal and nice Lads youll ever meet!
Girl1: Can we meet up with Jason
Girl2: Sure why not

Girl1: I love him

Guy1: Hes sorted
Girl2: He is always out and shit
by DionnePhoenix March 17, 2019
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A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales
Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper
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by ronnypaulino May 17, 2019
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Hes a fake lil bitch with no friends lol. hes ugly af and is kinda a bitch
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Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,
Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up
by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019
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A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis
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Jason is a really funny guy. He is super cool and is really fun to be around. He is better than anyone at piggyback wars. If you have a Jason in your life consider yourself externally lucky.
Bob : you know that kid Jason

James: yeah he is really funny
by Jgill07 July 8, 2019
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