Jago

He who is about to die

1. A character in games or movies who is completely expendable. e.g Bullet fodder/ cannon fodder /sword fodder

2.No chance of living and absolutely destined to die

3. (for star trek) the guard who goes down to planet with Captian Kirk and dies horribly. (can always be fondly refered to as a jago)

by Suicidal llama September 25, 2010

Jang

Writing something that confuses someone who speaks the language.

We'll give you tickets to the waterpark that are valid July 15th - July 17th, but the waterpark is closed on September 1st.

Sincerely,

Jang

by Cheesy Cheese July 15, 2010

Jangie

A recently discovered sexually transmitted disease concocted through the naughty-naughty with household pets.

Jan and Angie had sex with their dogs, and they both got a very itchy case of Jangie.

by Dan Irwin January 11, 2009

jangle jangle

When a man grabs his crotch. (Jangles his jangle)

#1 - hey fool, quit janglin' yo jangle all up in hurr!!!!

#2 - "whats up with you?"
"not much, just getting my jangle on. you know, janglin' my jangle. Jangle jangle!"

by Fat fool May 22, 2008

Jagoff

A term referring to the time CBS stopped airing their television series JAG.

"I've been really jonesin' for some Catherine Bell ever since the jagoff."

by DarthBuckets December 28, 2005

jagon

A relative of the dragon. A mythical creature with a slong of epic proportions which uses it's beast to slay evildoers and bone bitches.

After the jagon was done warding off the bandits, he came upon a herrim of women and boned those bitches.

by Ali G Aight April 26, 2006

jagon

One (male or female) who has breasts in the shape or form of torpedoes. Commonly mistaken for a noun adjective or verb that can placed anywhere in a sentence.

Can also be used in place of the noun torpedo tits.

Frank: You're dipping your jagon in my drink as you're bending over!

Ben: Oh my bad i guess my jagon does get a little out of control! (controlling laughter for thought of being on inside of joke) Right guys!?

Frank: Yeah, you've got some crazy jagon all right.

by Leon JQ May 18, 2009