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Just as his name implies, Jakoby is wonderfully weird in all the right ways; and is truly one in a billion. He’s so incredible you’ll think you’re hallucinating. While 100% of him is unbelievably beautiful, Jakoby has a gorgeous smile that lights up the day of anyone that sees it. Look at him too long and you’ll see stars align and galaxies form. Additionally, Jakoby is fiercely intelligent, everything he says is captivating and makes the whole world disappear. Jakoby’s oddities are nothing to analyze and everything to revere. Jakoby is a treasure to this planet and hopefully never forgets that.
Jakoby your rarities are not to be hidden, but to be celebrated as they are the crown that you wear. You’re the king of my heart, and I’ll forever be smitten by you.
Jakoby by Mendezzyy May 8, 2025
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A man who prefers younger girls for girlfriends.
The Jakobist was seen with a young girl.
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Hans Jakob 

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I just love Hans Jakob
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