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infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.
I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.
by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017
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Hot Beef Infection

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and then the daddy fucks her, then the mommy gets a sexually transmitted disease.
"Why did James give me a hot beef infection?!"
by Gids Mcgee December 8, 2007
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Hub insects

In a chat:

Dude1: Hey, what are you doing?
Dude2: Hub insects.
Dude1: HAHA!
by Decipher565 March 7, 2010
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yeast infection

1.A thing that happens to a woman or girl`s vagina or a man`s testes.

I got a yeast infection when I was 4 years old and I had to go to the hospital.(Girls` interpretation)
I got a yeast infection. Damn that bitch gave me that.(Man's interpretation)
vagina, pussy,balls,sex,testes,yeast infection
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friendly _______(insert word in blank)

an excuse to ________(insert word in blank) with ur best friends bf/gf, or ur bf/gf's best friend.
Guy: Hey (girl's name) lets have friendly _______(insert word in blank)
Girl: Okay (guy's name) but only because its friendly *wink wink*
by friendlyjerlena February 20, 2011
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Chinese Ass Infection

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.
"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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lethal injection

A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"

A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.

Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.

If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
Good morning Sir, how would you like to die today? Lethal injection?? *big smile* heres a brochure of how its done, I promise it wont hurt.

Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.

Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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