incest

Doing it with your family members... commonly practiced by white people

redneck:"I don't believe in masterbation ,but i do believe in fucking my sister"

Jesus:"thats something i call incest"

by larry csonka February 26, 2009

Incest

To do sexual activities with a member of your family. (Brother, sister, dad, mom, aunt, uncle, etc)

Person 1: Is incest illegal?
Person 2: Yes, incest is illegal.

by Bunnies! August 1, 2011

incest

A sexual relationship with your mother while cheating on your wife.

Bill Clinton, don't eat your mom
Dude, don't spy on me!

by Fo Shizzle the Nizzle Gangsta Crew Fo Sho March 30, 2005

Incestia

When a two or more autistic members of the family do sexual things.

Damn, The Invertia family is being incestia again

by Not tritron August 19, 2017

no incesto

Phrase used after doing something sexual with a parent, sibling, child, grandchild, or any close relative to indicate that the act or comment was not incest.

brother- can i feel your smooth legs bro?

other bro - yeah just call 'no incesto'

by thatdirtychild June 13, 2010

CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.

That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

Incest

"Family Fun" the Caucasian way

Incest Smells like wet wet puppy, and corn chips, shoved in a horses butt.

by DonkeyKongg1478 December 12, 2017