Mathematic’s books

The best (mis)use of an apostrophe spotted outside a city bookstore in mainland China.

An English tourist (who is a linguist professor back home) was reported to have experienced a seconds-long stroke on seeing the “Mathematic’s books” classification, and the cashier on seeing her customer’s dizziness immediately jumped to her rescue.

by Fasters December 11, 2022

Book mining

Sophisticated-ly getting drunk out of your mind with classy individuals.

What are your plans for the weekend? Just book mining with George and Amal Clooney, you?

by Dr.Phils Mom June 12, 2018

booked solid

Unavailable; having all appointments taken

We wanted to stay in the Palace Hotel during our stay in Parague, but it was booked solid.

by Englishaholic June 15, 2018

book funk

The inability to read any book regardless of genre.

I'm in a terrible book funk.

by BookBoyfriendHarem July 19, 2018

Book Bunny

A girl who is typically very introverted and into secluded hobbies such as reading but also dedicate a large portion of their life and thoughts to sex. These girls tend to make good girlfriends because they want to stay at home and self indulge in their hobbies then ride you to completion. However, beware for they are still 'bunnies' and thirst for sex and are prone to cheating when emotionally unhappy.

My last girlfriend was a book bunny, she was perfectly content at home until she met a guy who catered only to her carnal desires.

by duckduckcat May 30, 2018

Book Fair

That one thing that schools do where nobody actually gets books, and everyone just gets a UV pen or something like that because usually all the books they have are shit.

Person 1: Hey dude what did you get at the book fair, I got an eraser that looks like a phone.
Person 2: Nice, I got a UV pen!

by pro urban May 9, 2022

picture book

Any book with pictures for adults or children regardles of the word count or the number of illustration.

A picture book for adults is Twilight in a Forbidden City.

by Frankie One Way May 19, 2006