Friend

Something you don't have

Hey Gordon you have no friends. --McKinley Watson

by McKinleyW522 September 28, 2017

Friend

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

“God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

by Scoobydoowhereareyou May 20, 2018

Friends

A popular Netflix show that you will watch 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times if watched once...have fun! (:

I rewatched Friends for the 5th time today.

by BreIsDaBestSoYeahByeeeee! April 21, 2017

friends

Enemies of loneliness

Oh, I heard that Dan had became friends with Phil and had him to fend off his loneliness for him.

by randomgurl April 5, 2017

Friend

Someone who doesn't want to have sex with you.

Me: "Would you have sex with me?"
Friend: "No dude, I'm your friend."

by NikkiNoMad October 10, 2014

Friend

A friend is someone who looks out for you, and you look out for them, they help you when you are down and they make you laugh. A friend is someone whom you can trust with a secret. And you can do the same for them.

You are my best friend!

by Rmms_Robloxians February 17, 2015

friend

the bitches that you thought liked you but don't

she was my friend

by kmn1 May 23, 2018