Human Loofah

Where a naked midget covered in soap is rubbed against another naked 'normal' person

So me and my Girlfriend are gonna go hire a midget hooked and make her into a Human Loofah

by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018

Human Toaster-Strudel

The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.

"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?

by Ready? AnnddHEBABABABkillme July 3, 2018

Human ass pimple

A disgusting and worthless person who is about as useful and annoying as a pimple on the butt.

Oh my gosh that guy Joe is such a Human ass pimple. Fuck that guy! Don't be like Joe.

by KingOfLemuria August 18, 2019

Human Butterflying

An instance in which two or more people (human or otherwise) touch their individual butt-holes to that of another person.

During the covid-19 quarantine Pom Pom Purin and Macaroon passed the time by Human Butterflying.

by HumanButterfly enthusiast April 18, 2020

human development index

the results of an annual evaluation of countries made by looking at life expectancy, literacy, and income

Geographers agree that the most effective tool to measure quality of life around the world is the Human Development Index.

by smarty_dictionary June 14, 2020

Human Tabloid

A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.

My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.

by Jimbob Cleetus III September 1, 2020

Hamza Farah

great man ultimate chad

man hamza farah kinda gangster

by old slicky February 28, 2021