Some goon used by an evil guy to protect himself from enemy fire. Usually gets killed as soon as he is taken as a shield by multiple rounds of fire.
The villain is suddenly caught by an undercover agent who starts firing everywhere to kill his henchmen. The villain then uses the closest surviving henchman as a human shield in order to make his escape, just as the hero suddenly decides to fire at the villain.
by Exor January 19, 2004
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Can you tell me why Paris Hilton gets so much press? She hasn't done anything. She's the Celery of Humanity
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Human nature accounts for the flaws in this and every other society that has ever existed before us and will ever exist long after we have departed this world.
by OmniScourge January 31, 2005
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All humans could be good if they didn't let their hormone originated emotions create war, fanatical patriotism, crime, neo-feminists, and soccer riots.
by George September 14, 2003
Get the human mug.A state in which you are extremely annoyed by other humans and their unseemly activities, despite being human yourself. Very aware and intelligent individuals who aren't "people persons" seem to be most prone to being humannoyed. This state is usually transient, otherwise it may signal some sort of antisocial personality disorder when very prolonged. Note this is usually a state of disdain, not aggression.
I don't go out on Black Friday," Jane said, "because if I do I will become intensely humannoyed by all of those grabby, greedy fools and their terrible spawn. I'm not a consummate misanthrope, but humans sure are a bane to this planet and my sanity sometimes.
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“Zeus bless those poor, unfortunate souls in Human Situation.”
“Dr. J. Rainbow is the best professor in the Human Situation.”
“What do I do in Human Sit Lecture? I’m a human. I sit.”
“Dr. J. Rainbow is the best professor in the Human Situation.”
“What do I do in Human Sit Lecture? I’m a human. I sit.”
by Omegan2021 October 25, 2017
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A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.
A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.
“That murder demonstrated the extreme extent of the human condition’s potential to cause destruction”
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