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hoed up

1. Stop; pause; wait for me
2. Covered with skank-type women a.k.a. hoes
3. To dress/look the part of a hoe
1. "Hoed up nigga! I gots to tie my shoe laces!"
2. "Don't go to that strip club unless you wanna get hoed up."
3. "Damn, Stacey! Who you all hoed up for? We just goin' to the club."
by Veronica & Katie August 8, 2006
mugGet the hoed upmug.

Ho Quo

Short for "Whore Quotient".

The dollar amount required for a specific girl to sleep with you, if she were a prostitute.
A Ho Quo is a simple figure representing exactly how much a certain girl is attracted to you.

Note: A zero or negative Ho Quo means you are probably banging her right now.
"Hey Cindy, whats my Ho Quo?"
"What's that?"
"Whore quotient, how much I would have to pay you to sleep with me, if you were a prostitute."
"Oh right, about $240... and I am a prostitute."
"Really? Cool - do you take cash?"
by wilsterman July 25, 2008
mugGet the Ho Quomug.

triflin' ho

A female who is need of a good bitch slappin'.
I told that triflin' ho to stay away from my man.
by Rile May 15, 2003
mugGet the triflin' homug.

G.I. Ho

a female who hangs around an army base in hopes of getting lucky.
billy couldn't help but think that the young lady he met last night at the Butt Camp Bar and Grill was just another G.I. Ho.
by rickus July 25, 2006
mugGet the G.I. Homug.

Ho Cho

Hot Chocolate. Cocoa.

A tasty beverage made of chocolate (cocoa powder), milk or water. Traditionally and best served hot, it is a great cold weather drink.

Likelihood of being found obnoxious increases when referring to hot chocolate as 'Ho Cho.'
Percival: I'm freezing, let's get some coffee.

Max: It is cold. How about some hot chocolate?

Eli: Mm, I love ho cho.
by Missdani January 23, 2009
mugGet the Ho Chomug.

Plug ho

Plug ho is a widely known term in the custom lure industry and recreational surf fishing field. The term has evolved over time to mean this:

One who has a penchant for asking/begging for handmade, custom, wooden fishing plugs. To qualify for a plug ho, one must successfully have obtained a plug for free from a plugmaker by any means of flattery or self-demotion, to the means that the plugmaker feels unnerved / bad about himself and willingly contributes one or more custom wooden plugs to the ho. Ho's can be lonely single men who are obsessed with getting wood.

Also commonly known as Lure ho Plug hoe etc.

Known ho's include the King of Plug hoeing - Bassmaster, TBD, and Chief 500.
"Bassmaster is a Plug ho, he pawns so much wood from everybody!"
by j0k3rsol September 27, 2008
mugGet the Plug homug.

bar ho

any easily fuck-able girl at any given bar.
by jed williams April 1, 2007
mugGet the bar homug.

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