hobo drunk

to be so drunk, one cares not whether he or others are covered in one's own urine, vomit, or feces.

Dude, Ronald consciously puked into his crotch at the bar. Yeah, he was hobo drunk.

by Mick Manhattan January 6, 2008

Hobo Woman

Character model in GTA3, renowned for random acts of spectacularly violent abandon. She fears nothing and often voices her fearless stance.

Hobo Woman: "Hobo Woman fears no gravity!" *leaps off lighthouse, firing rockets at anything which moves*

by Zafra Fyn July 30, 2006

Hobo buhjokies

The genitals of a homeless man/grubby man; grubby genitals.

Teri: Me and Kevin were gonna have some sex but Kevin had some NARLY hobo buhjokies.

by xxleftxxbehindxx March 23, 2007

hobo couch

a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;

Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!

Richard: Shut the hell up...

Mooching uncle: Your jealous.

Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.

by the-man-onion February 4, 2010

hobo massacre

after having drunk sex with your girlfriend in new york, you throw your tv out the window, killing a hobo.

Joe: there's an inpection outside my house

Tim: why?

Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.

by FAT TONY JEW STONER July 9, 2011

hobo hotpocket

The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.

Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.

by Jaydubble December 24, 2016

Hobo Dab

An advanced bong maneuver used by potheads too poor to afford dabs, or without a hookup for dabs. You pack a bowl in the best bong you can find, exhale and empty your lungs completely, and then light it and start ripping that shit until your herb burns out AND the chamber is completely cleared. Keep pulling it for 1 more second to draw in some air, then hold your breath for a moment, and exhale slowly through your nose.

Example 1:
1: Damn fam ever since I moved back home for the summer all I've got is my old weed hookup from high school.
2: Fuck it wanna do Hobo Dabs?
1: Yeah.
2. Cool.
1: Ok.

Example 2:
1: Holy shit fam I'm broken. I am falling off of the thread of time man.
2: Kids do not try a Hobo Dab at home. Or ever.
1: Is Popeyes still open?
2: I don't know.
1: Ok.
2: Sorry.
1: Ok.

by R@D January 28, 2018