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Griffin Castillo

The name of a character on the soap opera, "All My Children", portrayed by one of TV's worst actors, Jordi Vilasuso.

This (not so) skilled actor received an EMMY for his previous work on screen…It is totally baffling, as to how he achieved this? Given his acting repertoire as now currently presented on screen.

His Neanderthal image stirs many feelings in the grown women mainly that of an unclean, flea infested Ape.
Yet he is the New Messier? Amongst the people, for the people of Pine Valley?

His healing hands touch ALL, (and often roughly) he is their unshaven HERO? With coal dust, sadly trying to imitate a beard.

His chest is, as inflated as his head. (And his butt) Which amongst many has earned him the nickname, "GriffMOOBS” but sadly his chest goes without support; but he soldiers on; sometimes in the same shirt for a week? (Phew!!)
His skills as a Doctor are truly immense. Given two fingers, he can bandage them together, completely unaided and without verbal direction via a telephone link!! Awesome. LOL…
We are told over and over and over again that Griffin Castillo saves lives....We haven't seen him save ONE on his own!'...Telling us he's a hero, does not make him one.

What will All My Children be like without him?
Less contrived, with less forced story lines;

AND HEEPS MORE VIEWERS…YAY!!!
Griffin Castillo Neanderthal Ape GriffMOOBS Arrogant - A$$ole
by tkfanalways June 14, 2011
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griffin

Griffin: expletive of the adjective form. Originated by the reversal of the "F" and "G" sounds in "friggin," which is itself derived from "fricking," a tamed version of "fucking."

Some etymologists have contended that the origins of the term "griffin" allow for the noun/verb form of "griff" (as in, 'I will griff the griff outta you for this grievous offense!') to be used. Those etymologists have been informed that such usage would sound stupid.
"Dude, your mom is griffin hot!"
"No, don't put that in all of my holes, you griffin idiot!"
"My griffin boss made me work late, that's why I missed the conception of our child."

fucking fricking fuck damn friggin
by Hubris-Man September 6, 2011
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griffin

The act of a man grinding on another man
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Peter Griffin Boy

Also called PGB, is the lowest of the low. The lowest form of life on earth. A mega fail troll who has nothing better to do than troll. He is hated by many, loved, by none.
Dude did you see that troll! He was almost as bad as Peter Griffin Boy!
by TL14 March 9, 2011
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Griffendorf

his last name is griffendorf
by volcom1fire6 October 11, 2008
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griffin_the

1. Worlds Number one fag and pedophile that touches little boys like Cubs17fan17.

2. "biggest Nubcake that you could ever see"

3. A male who has female eyes of a woman.
Hi my names griffin_the and i like to touch little boys and think it's cool. - I banged my hand so hard it blue balled me.
by Andy^ April 3, 2009
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griffinning

To griffin: to hold a significant amount of tension in the toes and foot. Could occur willingly or through spasm.
My flip flop broke so I was griffinning all the way home to keep it on.

A:I saw this special on tv about this woman who had no arms!
B: Woah, I bet her feet hurt from griffinning like all the time! Griffinning to eat her food, griffinning to drive the car and like etcetra...
A: Yeah, but she must be used to it by now.
by Dr. Sloane August 6, 2009
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