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Government Taxi

Government taxis come in many forms, but most often they have some local common characteristics.
The larger variants include a separate traveling section for the customers.

Differing from other taxis the government pays for your trip. The pick up is available everywhere, but unfortunately they only stop in one place, a government provided accommodation service. The government taxi usually does not require a specific call, just break a showcase and wait.

On the trip you are usually accompanied by two people dressed in blue, to provide safety. They also usually assist you and walk you to your accommodation, even preparing the required paperwork.
Rian drank bit too much yesterday, so someone got him the Government Taxi.
by Urban Gnome October 27, 2021
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Government

A bunch of lizard people who want for me to not kill people
A: Who are you voting into office?
B:*Gasp* You believe in the government?
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Government

A bunch of lizard people who are trying to control us.
A: Who are you voting into office?
B: *Gasp* You believe in the government?
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Government

A sick and twisted group of people that make School mandatory and removed Lolis
My opinions:

Lolis:

It’s not that lolicon should be legal it’s that it HAS to be legal. The government (or whoever is behind banning Lolis) ruined the best part of hentai. Hentai is nothing without lolis. My reason givin is that yes child pornography should be illegal but lolis are different. Lolis are animated characters and not real people. Lolis didn’t do ANYTHING wrong. Lolis don’t deserve the torture that the fucking government gives them.

School:

A bad place where you get punished for existing.
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Government Blues

When The Government Gets Caught Lying To The People And The Queen Gets Involved.
Flora:Have You Seen The News Last Night?
Gregg:Yeah, Government Blues…
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government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans
"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."
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coat government

noun (n): A government with extensive welfare programs to help those in need, akin to a Social Democracy, this type of government will try to help a nation it's implemented in during a period of economical problems/collapse. Normally, these governments are social democracies, although fascist groups and/or dictatorial groups can promise to function like a coat government during their rule.

etymology: A coat government works like a coat, a coat can keep you warm in winter, and a coat government (the coat) can help a country (keep it warm) during economic instability/issues (the winter).
During the Great Depression, the people wanted a coat government to help them with the depression, they saw hope in FDR as the leader of a potential coat government for the US, and some found technocracy, dictatorships, and the fascist dictatorships of Europe as potential coat governments if they would've been implemented back home.
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