Gooseposting

The act of posting memes that are dismissive or disrespectful of women on the website FunnyJunk.com™. These posts are often, though not always, accompanied with the image of a goose, or a mention of Funnyjunk user Jaszczomp, from whom the term originates because of his goose profile image.

Canadian ANON: "I'd like to be happy while watching women be unhappy, also I hate them."

User 2: *post image of goose* "Ah, Canadian gooseposting"

by deathleprechaun May 16, 2021

goosedumps

When you're on the crapper and a long and deep excruciating pain develops in the dark depths of your bowel, which causes your skin to develop goosebumps.

Person 1: "Why are you taking you so long in the bathroom?"
Person 2: "I have a mean case of the goosedumps!"

by Deromes September 6, 2007

goosebutt

(n)the sexual combinations possible using a spoon, jacuzzi, and peanut butter.

NOTE: clothing optional

dude i had the best goosebutt last night

by TimmyDempster May 13, 2008

Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.

"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Goose Necked

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.

Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.

by Goose Neck Whatcher June 2, 2009

Shit Goose

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.

as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole

by david November 20, 2003

christmas goose

A girl who gets horny around the holiday season, and gets fucked by as many guys as possible.

Guy 1: "What's you're favourite part about Christmas?"
Guy 2: "The Christmas Goose kiid!"

by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006