I’M GOATED

I Am Greatest Of All Time Every Day

Kim: Lee you dance, cook, drive semi’s, do construction, do electrical work, always teaching people new things, great listener etc you’re Goated
Lee: yeahhh I’M GOATED

by ImGoatedBrand September 17, 2023

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

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by ramen333 September 28, 2023

wait im goated

when you clutch up

wait im goated

by sigmalogist May 20, 2024

Wait He’s Goated

Kyle

“Wait he’s Goated”
“Yeah cuz that’s Kyle lol”

by CoopersForehead January 30, 2025

Wing Dings Gaster

A very cool person from the hit game: Real Life, however was popularized in deltarune.

Wing Dings Gaster is winging his ding! Don't disturb him!

by coolguy2069 October 18, 2025

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021