me:glitter i fucking hate you
by gamergirl10000 April 20, 2022
by Desyboo October 25, 2018
Glitter is a beautiful version of sand. They get everywhere, stick to everything, and are soooooooo super hard to clean up. Especially when its in the carpet. Just ask Brandon Farris is you dont believe me.
by Laupunzel July 16, 2022
by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018
This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
by Hayzues kreesto February 18, 2011