Gerard Way

Relatively overweight front man for world reknown rock band My Chemical Romance. Often seen wearing a SWAT vest so as to help compress his fat. Has a trademark broken blood vessle on the right side of his face beneath his eye which has been fondly named Nigel. Likes to pose in ridiculous positions for photos, is missing teeth, and is a camera whore. Also has a tendancy to talk. A lot.

Commonly referred to as Big Mama, Geetard, and Steve.

"Gerard Way, shut up, you're embarrassing all of us."

by bad_luck December 28, 2005

Gerrit

Making promises that won't be fulfilled until one day later than expected

He Gerrited us when he told us that there would be a place to sleep.

by special forces September 5, 2008

gerard way

Lead singer of the New Jersey rock band My Chemical Romance, also a talented artist, brother of Mikey Way.
He's also very attractive.
I would.

How wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying. - Gerard Way

by liastd August 28, 2006

gerard way

The lead singer of My Chemical Romance. He has an obscene number of fangirls who apparently think he's the sexiest thing on the planet, and they fail to realize the fact that he looks like a pasty-faced corpse and is incredibly ugly. He doesn't sing, he screams like he's being strangled.

Fangirl: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Gerard Way is SO friggen sexy!!!!!111 I wanna have his babies!!!!!!!!111

Me: Shut up! Idiot...

by the-anomaly July 5, 2006

Gerard Butler

A Scottish actor who portrayed, among others, Marek in Timeline and Erik Destler in The Phantom of the Opera. Good actor with a singing voice that makes one feel as if they are being strangled with a Punjab lasso.

Gerard Butler is good-looking and an okay actor, but when he opens his mouth to sing, flowers die all over the world.

by Iliythia April 14, 2006

gerri

a feeling you get after a ginormous fart.

“sluppyturt im so globby right now, my booty holes gonna bust”
“No dingladop u can’t fart you stupid piece of flarp shit”
*farts*
“i feel so gerri now”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 16, 2019

gerard way

Gerard Way is the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. So, okay - he's pretty good lookin an all, but if you spend all your time wishing that u could fuck him then you REALLY need to get a life! I mean come on! He's 28, and he has a girlfriend! Their music is the best and that's enough.
Anyway He has got better things to do than read a load of random people, that are LITERALLY HALF HIS AGE, wanna fuck him!

Gerard Way has bettter things to do than read these notes. I wish I could meet him an everything, but thats never gonna happen so I move on!

by Rose - or Sasha November 11, 2008