Granny's Little Man

When you live in with your grandparents and are 18-21 and over with little to no prospects to flee the nest.

Neighbors: That Man Is Fully Grown Adult With A Beard And Living With His Grandparents. I Wonder If Granny's Little Man Even Holds A Job...

by UNK0WN_3RR0R March 01, 2023

Granny’s Yarn Ball

An old women’s dingleberry. Generally a much larger than usual knotted up clump of old, gray ass hairs. Like a yarn ball dangling out the ass.

I was over at nanna’s house today. She bent over in her house coat and I caught a glimpse of granny’s yarn ball. I’ll never be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

Your Granny's Legit

When you do something that is so cool, it must be something that runs in your family

Guy 1:"did you see my sick back-flip?"
Guy 2:"Hell yeah dude, your Granny's Legit"

or

Guy 1: "Bro, you crushed them in basketball "
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, my Granny's Legit"

by princeoffools54 September 08, 2017

Sexy Granny Walter

Sexy Granny Walter is a extra sexy Granny.

Julian: Hey my grandma is a sexy Granny Walter

Adam: really? I love them.

by Chuan Phing Tang September 16, 2019

ur granny tranny

The worst insult known to mankind. Worse than “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian” it even resists the counter of “no u”

Jack: “ur mom gay lol”
Steven: “ur dad lesbian”
Jack: “ur granny tranny”
Steven: *explodes*

by arcrux March 14, 2018

1879 Granny-smith

when an old person takes out their dentures and eats out your crack

I got your mom to 1879 Granny-smith me last night

by Alex likes it in the butt December 22, 2009

old granny buttskin

the texture an object takes on when dried out- wrinkly, rough, and dry.

The dried up orange looks and feel like some old granny buttskin.

by Casseblanca September 03, 2005