Meat Flap

A "split" or "floppy" vagina

We call her a meat flap because of her excessive use of her vagina

by T-Dubz Nasty February 9, 2004

flap

Either or complete set of well-used pussy lips

Dude, your sister is dancing at the local strip bar - we can go see her flap for a buck!

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

anus flap

A flap of skin protruding from the anus hole.

"You fucking anus flap" - To abuse/take piss out of a fellow human.

by CPJP October 28, 2007

mississippi mud flap

is when you're doing a chick in the ass, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your balls just like a mud flap.

"Dude, i was nailing this chick in the ass and she gave me a Mississippi Mud Flap! So I did a Tony Danza on the bitch."

by xMCxWAMMERx213x June 10, 2009

Flapjackery

A term that describes any variety of homemade computer database application, especially when developed in Microsoft Access.

Run that guy through the Flapjackery and see if we've got anything on him.

by TaskForceMung March 16, 2008

Flapjacking

The act created by breasts slapping together resulting from not wearing a bra.

Damn girl, you're flapjacking again.

by AlexaaMmeghan June 12, 2011

lap flap

the flaps found inside numerous magazines that fall out onto your lap usually asking you to resubscribe or to buy a certain product

person 1: *reading magazine* holly sh!t what the f*ck was that thing on my f*cking leg!!!!
person 2: dude calm down its just a lap flap....p*ssy

by my name is a secret shhhh September 2, 2010