Alabaster Flying Squirrel

when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.

Sarah had a slumber party last night and I gave each of her friends an Alabaster Flying Squirrel.

by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008

Fling

Something that should have been flung by now.

Jane: Matt and Serena are getting engaged!
Jane: Wasn't their thing supposed to be like a seventh grade fling?

by RAISINDAFFODILSLANA May 6, 2018

flying saucer

A flying saucer is a sexual act involving a man, a woman, a bench, and a tire swing.

The woman sits in the tire swing, with bare ass exposed through the bottom. The man lies underneath the swing on a bench whose height is carefully selected to permit intercourse without chafing. After successful penetration, the man spins the tire with his hands and the woman may elect to simulate spaceship sounds.

Dude, your sister took me to the schoolyard last night and gave me a flying saucer. I have a bit of chapped cock, but on the whole, it was intergalactic!

by ADJLB February 22, 2009

flinger

A handjob. based on the flinging motion the person giving the "flinger" makes to get ejaculate off her/his hand. Alternatively, the flinging can take place when the giver of the handjob continues during ejaculation, causing it to be flung all over.

"That chick gives a great flinger!"

by grouchypete February 9, 2009

Flying Nigger

A car with only one working headlight

When you see an oncoming car at night with only one headlight you point and say"flying nigger!"

by Jay February 12, 2004

flying yoshi

A flying yoshi is an accidental sex act where a male is receiving oral pleasure and sperm is accidentally released into the nostrils of the partner, which is then rocketed out like a dragon blowing fire.

Last night ginger was giving me head and I accidentally gave her a flying yoshi. I felt bad, yet could not stop laughing.

by kious April 22, 2008

Flying Low

To fly under the radar, or operate in a less than obvious way

I was flying low and managed to slip into work un-noticed

by HipsterSlang May 15, 2015