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Proud Flesh 

The amount of penis protruding from the top when it is grasped with two hands like a baseball bat
You should always date a girl with small hands because it gives you more proud flesh
Proud Flesh by John Phelan February 9, 2006

Minty Flesh 

The act of a male putting tooth paste on his penis and then "brushing" the females teeth with his penis.
"Last night after I was done with my girl she was Minty Flesh."
Minty Flesh by The real Houdini February 24, 2010

press the flesh 

To meet people in person, particularly at an event where you can network with other people. The actual pressing of flesh here refers to shaking hands with people.
It's a big event next week, I suppose I'd better go and press the flesh.
press the flesh by Ian Chode August 12, 2004
Word of the Day on March 17, 2025

fuck-flesh 

The body of a sexy, promiscuous woman of low intelligence.
Jill may be as dumb as a box of rocks, but that sexy slut's body is definitely prime fuck-flesh.
fuck-flesh by ESB43 June 6, 2018

Magic Flesh Grapes 

Magical testicles that glow green under UV light.
My Magic Flesh Grapes are glowing bright today.
Magic Flesh Grapes by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

human crack in the flesh 

His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.
Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to
12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.
Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.
Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!

WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!
Juuuuuueeeelzzzzzz
! S A N T A N A !