fishing shallow

a term used when a guy's dick is so small he can barely get it past the labia when having sex with a woman.

Girl 1: I heard John is fishing shallow.

Girl 2: Yeah, poor guy. Sally said he got a lot deeper with his finger.

by cybersavage December 9, 2013

Gone Fishing

A common slang term used for a sports team that has just been eliminated or never made the postseason. (mostly used in the NBA)

The Phoenix Suns have gone fishing!

by HardBodies June 19, 2008

fasting

A cleanings way of de-toxing your body of unwanted stuff. Often misused by people who want to lose weight. Fasting isn't a good way to lose weight, It is however often used to cleans the body if used right. Allow me to explain. In some cutlers and even religions, Many people believe by not eating you are cleansing the soul of toxins. Fasting is only suppose to last 3-7 day's however many people go overboard with this thinking it will help them lose weight. At firsyes, but then the body begins to reganize the fast and will start storing fat in order to keep it from losing precision fuel. On other note, It causes your metabolism to drop down. Yes the way you eat can affect your metabolism and by not eating your metabolism will shut off. I've seen skinny girls who think they are fat and in order to lose weight they try and fast, but they often gain that weight back and it turns into fat. They keep on fasting and more fat added on. Until there body are messed up. Fasting is also a form of bulmia: (Many people think bulmia has to do with purging but this is not always the case. Many woman who are bulmia will fast for 1-2 weeks a month, Thinking it'll make them thin. They do lose weight but only muscle weight. (Muscle helps burn cal's and helps speed up your metabolism.) Fat does not, Fat just slows down the metabolism.

So ladies if you are going to fast, Think about this. Do you really want to ruin your body? Here's what fasting can do. (Only if its prolong and misused- Yes its often used to cleans the body of toxins but only if used right, By drinking juices or water for 24-72 hrs, then slowly ad food into your diet, This will keep your body from confonsion. If you are going to use it to cleans your body, only do this every 3-6 months to keep your body from storing fat. Also talk to your doctor about this, (I've done this and got my doctors ok.)Now the list of things it can do If misused. Head-acks Bloating/Stomach pains.Unwanted weight gain. Yo-yo diet (Going from weight to the next.)Dizziness and fainting Memories loss

And bad breath

And death-(Although this is rare, and only caused by those who really over do a fast.)

So ladies and gents is your lives/body really worth it?

If you want to lose weight fine, but please do it the right way.

Jane is fasting this month, Poor thing doesn't know its only hurting her body.

I fasted for 72hrs in order to cleans my body and I feel great.

by Mspuppetgirl August 1, 2007

Fishing

Looking for compliments;
As in fishing for compiments

Girl: "Am I pretty?"
Guy: "Yes"
Girl: "Do you really think so? What do you like about me?

Guy: "ok, now you're just fishing"

by Wiseguy95 April 6, 2017

Fishing for compliments

Someone who feels to bring up how they're "ugly," or "fat" in every single conversation so that people will disagree and compliment them.

Example:

Bella: *is literally 98 pounds*

"I'm so fat!"

Shawn: "No, you're not!"

Bella: "Yes, I am! I'm so fat and ugly!"

Shawn: "Ya know what bitch? I don't give a flying fuck. You are fat and ugly then. Shut the fuck up and stop fishing for compliments."

by Literatebadass05 September 1, 2017

fishing for caviar

Engaging in vaginal intercourse with a woman.

So, did you get to go fishing for caviar last night?

by The Gorton's Fisherman May 15, 2006

fishing with a shotgun

trying too hard to get something that takes time done, and by rushing, in the end you've accomplished nothing, a classic example of the old saying "patience is a virtue"

- "hey man, I think I if double the recommended oven heat on these biscuits they'll cook in half the time"
- "man, chill out, you are fishing with a shotgun"

by kevbee May 13, 2007