Dishonorable Fist

The Art of the Dishonorable Fist is an ancient martial art that specializes in busting balls, trashing testes, squashing scrotum, and knocking nuts.

Monkey Steals the Peach is one of its most well known techniques.

Famous masters of the Dishonorable Fist include Jules Stryker, Thaddeus Lowblow, Hamad de Balzac, and Joe Chambeau.

by auaiomrn August 21, 2011

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Quantum Fisting

Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.

Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?

No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.

by Quantosexual December 7, 2018

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Some fist

Northern English slang.

To punch or hit someone / to receive a hit or punch from someone.

"I was up gym, some lad though he was all that, started getting mouthy, even tried to give me some fist, so I sparked him right in his gob"

by HaUKnowItsTrue July 26, 2017

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Fist me

1. To fist bump someone
2. To punch someone in the face

3. Another way to say 'Let's fight'

1. "Hey, bro! Fist me!"
2. "I hope he doesn't fist me, he fists people hard."
3. "C'mon, bro, fist me!"

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 March 30, 2023

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Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.

"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"

by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022

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