Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

I'm fine

The perennial cry of the intoxicated.

Sober guy: "Shit dude you can't even stand up"

Drunk guy struggling to maintain his balance: "Nah dude I'm fine, really I'm just fiiiiiine..."

by jazzman! October 2, 2009

Fineapple

When a girl puts her hair up in a bun on top of her head like a fine ass pineapple.

My girlfriend put her hair up and damn she looks like a fineapple

by Killerkitten115 November 28, 2018

fine ass bitches

Look up the word crips then look at the first picture by Effi

Daymn, take a look at those FINE ass bithces.

by b-sol May 13, 2005

Finesse

1. Extreme delicacy or subtlety in action, performance, skill, discrimination, taste, etc.

2. Skill in handling a difficult or highly sensitive situation; adroit and artful management

3. An extreme extremely beautiful young women with an artistic sense and a feisty personality.

She has exceptional diplomatic finesse.

by Miss Fbeck February 19, 2010

fine art's bitch

Someone who takes band, choir, and orchestra simultaneously in their high school career. This fills up one's 3 electives of that year. This word is said so that the person is a bitch of 'fine arts.'

Rachel is a fine art's bitch, she loves music too much.

Drew needs some extra classes so he's becoming a fine art's bitch.

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww June 11, 2008

Finese

The art of stealing in a skilled manner

Finese me a drink

by juice stain on my shirt December 14, 2016