FartStain

Name for someone who has skidded in their pants,
this can be adapted to many names, including the words, stain, skid, mark, fart, brown.

"Hey did you know that Ben skidded in his pants?"
"Hahaha GO ON FartStain"

by Dan.Smith December 21, 2007

Fapsturbation

Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet.

"Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"

"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while."

by DeadlyPancake October 9, 2008

fassting

Fisting in the ass. (see fisting)

My wife was bored with vaginal fisting, so last night we tried fassting. She loved it!

by Tommy Gugliata August 4, 2009

fast-burner

an energic, ambitious person

He´s made early promotion on every rank since captain. He´s a fast-burner, uses people for fuel.

by Luciano Vieira Machado December 14, 2006

fast bag

A term for pimping your ride cheap, with poor quality products and non-name brand items.

Did you see Clifford's new truck? He fast bagged that thing.

by Paul$1000 May 13, 2006

Fast Food Stockpile

When you are at a fast food restaurant and you grab a large amount of napkins, hot sauce, sporks, forks, toothpicks or anything else so you can replenish the stockpile horde you keep in your desk / dorm room / car / office.

Oh man, taco bell put the hot sauce behind the counter so I now have to be extra crafty to replenish my Fast Food Stockpile of hot sauce. Who only uses ½ a packet per taco? WTF!?!?!!

by RTFF September 10, 2011

fapster

A man or woman who has a unique but natural constant obsession with hitting meat.

"since she has become widowed she has become a fapster"

by Isunbbh May 21, 2017