Mario Masturbation

Using the vibrating feature of a video game controller to achieve an orgasm.

I thought it was cool that my new girl friend was into video games until i walked in on her in the middle of a Mario Masturbation.

by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010

architectural masturbation

the act of formal, visual, verbal or written self gratification (or any combination of the aforementioned) during the process of, or upon 'completion' of designing a building which is commonly post-rationalized to veil a total lack of spatial, theoretical, functional, and conceptual rigour

Architectural Masturbation is exemplified by schools and practices such as Southern California Institute of Architects, Zaha Hadid Architects, Frank Gehry, many studios at the Architectural Association and UCL Bartlett, Coop Himmelblau, all among countless other kindred spirits, next-generation torch bearers and even sloppier imitators of which one notable example is Randall Stout Architects.

by cbot07 September 25, 2013

Masturbation

To stroke your penis, causing you to ejaculate, now commonly referred to as fapping

Jim: Masturbation is a GREAT way to pleasure yourself

by FluffyMan20 May 9, 2016

Frasturbation

The posting of embarrassing, controversial or otherwise inappropriate material to ones own facebook profile in an effort to garner comments, likes and other attention.

Self frape used as an attention seeking behavior

Man, no one would bother fraping that guy. That's clearly frasturbation, the sad git.

by Tab101 May 14, 2011

Lasturbation

When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.

Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?

Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.

Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting

Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.

by Phil Spinelli March 5, 2009

Fasturbating

v. The act of eating an amazing meal after a fast.

Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."

Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."

by juliocoolio December 20, 2008

Intellectual masturbation

To engage in a passionate discussion with someone you are feicely sttracted to about a subject that fascinates the pair of you intensely, to the point at which one or both participants become sexually aroused.

S: "Human history is a series of revolutions of the modes of production"
J: "Mmm... Keep talking dialectics to me, I'm almost at full mast"
S: "Go play with your means of reproduction"
J: "This is some intense intellectual masturbation"

by Mr. Comrade August 17, 2015