Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.
by Mr Krayons February 12, 2012
by ToughCookie July 19, 2019
Tanner: Yo, Brody I like your new shoes, those are fly as a falcon!
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?
by Mike_ockslong October 16, 2018
by hsisysgsusvsv March 11, 2019
When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing
BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
by Falcon7489 December 19, 2015
Friend 1: Mate wouldn’t it be so funny if I interrupted Russell Crowes speech and called him a ‘GOAT’!
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon
by Russell Goat December 15, 2022