facebook

only 50 year old moms use this to heart live, laugh, love pictures and the stupidly popular minion memes.

also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
karen: "wow! this facebook meme is so funny!"

"your fucking retarded."
by milkpuddl3s November 12, 2020
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facebook

1.Thing to be blame why you fail your exams
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
1.OMG! I forgot to review my notes I get exams @ the morning all becos I was uploading some bunch of party photos! Damn?

2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
by akrasy June 19, 2012
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facebookings

Booking your hotel, restaurant table or cinema tickets for example through Facebook. Evolving the digital journey through social media.
Browsing on Facebook, feeling hungry. Book a table for dinner on a brand page without leaving Facebook or lifting the phone. Facebookings - Ultimate convenience!
by pjpbarnes January 12, 2012
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Facebooker

A girl or guy who posts revealing photos for attention.

A "Facebook Hooker".
"Ashley has become such a Facebooker. I don't get why she thinks she needs to, she's already got enough attention as it is"
by Austin McCrebbing November 13, 2011
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The Facebook

When a female partner is in time of her period, the male partner has sex with his mate, which then proceeds a unique inscription on her wall. What he writes is entirely up to him. Some sign the name John Hancock or their own name.
"After the bar, this girl asked me perform The Facebook to her, in which I laughed to myself and then did what I had to do".
by S.J.B.D February 17, 2008
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Facebooker

A member of generation Y. Someone born in the 1980's or 1990's.
by loweryjk February 21, 2008
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Facebooked

getting caught doing something or saying something u dont want other people to find out about
Guy 1:i was tryin to get wit another girl on facebook nd my girlfriend caught me

Guy 2: B you got Facebooked!
by MC ShadowOfDeath October 29, 2007
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