dissedurban's definitions

Facebook

the place you go to argue with people you thought you knew

aykm, my dear co-Facebookee

by dissedurban November 6, 2025

trumphant

Having lost but claiming to have won.

Though spanked by Biden, he walked away trumphant.

by dissedurban September 12, 2021

Download Trump

- that little bathroom trick you use, to hide the stink, by reaching back to the tank and pulling the lever as soon as you hear your deposit hit the water.

Wait, you were in here a long time, how is there no stink? Easy. I use my Download Trump move.

by dissedurban October 14, 2020

Cuomosexual

Anyone who rather than obtaining sexual gratification through normal, socially acceptable means can only enjoy it if they've pressured the other person into submission through fear and intimidation.

The whole Me Too movement is designed to ferret out these cuomosexuals and make it clear that these old guys-will-be-guys pressure tactics are no longer going to be tolerated in silence, come what may.

by dissedurban August 7, 2021

Joebamala

- the trio of Joe, Obama, and Kamala that showed up in 2020 to wrench Western Civilization from the jaws of Neo-fascism.

I thought America was on its last leg, but Joebamala stepped in and saved the day.

by dissedurban November 7, 2020

Skeletorangutantrump

...that one obvious modern, super whiny villain whose specialty is persuading others to loudly lie with a straight face.

I thought Skeletor was bad, back in the day, but Skeletorangutantrump makes him look lame by comparison.

by dissedurban April 22, 2021

Covida

The state of Florida, post-DeSantis.

Sure, the Spaniards may have named her because she's florid, but she's Covida now! Enter at your own peril.

by dissedurban August 14, 2021