dissedurban's definitions

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Laughing Out Loud Online

LOLOL. Bro, you can't be serious.

by dissedurban June 8, 2020

bolognavirus

- the absurd conspiracy theory that COVID-19 is a bunch of baloney.

I bet they don't think it's bolognavirus any more!

by dissedurban October 2, 2020

Covidi Amin

- a moniker for the US. President Donald J. Trump who by dint of deliberate, willful inaction with respect to Covid-19 is directly responsible for enormous loss of life.

Uganda had Idi Amin for EIGHT years. I hope we only have Covidi Amin for FOUR!

by dissedurban October 5, 2020

Covidon

- a gargantuan, orange President-shaped monster that stomps its way through American city scapes spreading coronavirus through its large, pursed puckerhole yelling MAGA.

Run for your lives!! Covidon is holding a campaign rally here!!!

by dissedurban October 6, 2020

viridesCO VIDeo

- Latin for "I see I become green," which bears an unfortunate relation to dying of COVID-19.

Praeses mea, placet auxilium, cogito viridesco video. (My President, please help, I think I'm turning green.)

by dissedurban October 7, 2020

Download Trump

- that little bathroom trick you use, to hide the stink, by reaching back to the tank and pulling the lever as soon as you hear your deposit hit the water.

Wait, you were in here a long time, how is there no stink? Easy. I use my Download Trump move.

by dissedurban October 14, 2020

hanging cad

- an orange bit of fluff trying desperately to hold onto power by conspiring to prosecute the vote.

In 2000 it was a hanging chad. Twenty years later it's a hanging cad.

by dissedurban November 23, 2020