dissedurban's definitions

hanging cad

- an orange bit of fluff trying desperately to hold onto power by conspiring to prosecute the vote.

In 2000 it was a hanging chad. Twenty years later it's a hanging cad.

by dissedurban November 23, 2020

Don Yuan

- any man with enough personal swagger to suggest others have improper dealings with foreign nations while, all the while, funneling funds into his own private bank account in China.

You accuse him-- AGAIN!-- of corruption, but it's only because you cannot comprehend the bigly majestic and be-bestishly masculine ways of a true Don Yuan.

<sound of flapping cloth>

by dissedurban October 22, 2020

Tucker Carlson

- brought to particular notoriety in 2020 by one former mayor Rudy Giuliani, any manner of a maneuver designed to accomplish one thing by being able to claim you're doing another.

Yeah, so I thought that bitter pill of a news anchor was slick, but that old mayor pulled the best Tucker Carlson I've ever seen.

by dissedurban October 22, 2020

Joebamala

- the trio of Joe, Obama, and Kamala that showed up in 2020 to wrench Western Civilization from the jaws of Neo-fascism.

I thought America was on its last leg, but Joebamala stepped in and saved the day.

by dissedurban November 7, 2020

rope

...pot, flower, marijuana

Is it rope because of the long, twisty shape? or because it's in the hemp family?

Yes.

by dissedurban April 20, 2021

Skeletorangutantrump

...that one obvious modern, super whiny villain whose specialty is persuading others to loudly lie with a straight face.

I thought Skeletor was bad, back in the day, but Skeletorangutantrump makes him look lame by comparison.

by dissedurban April 22, 2021

LOLOL

Laughing Out Loud Online

LOLOL. Bro, you can't be serious.

by dissedurban June 8, 2020